[zombiegeisha]

idk how y'all feel about pineapple express, but i find it to be a movie quote goldmine.

"Do you know how many blunts we've shared? Herpes is for life, man!"

"I'm up in tryna get a motha' fcukin' scholarship!"

"Safety! Safety first, then teamwork!"

Dale: ...And do really good impressions of Jeff Goldblum..
Saul: What?? Fcuk Jeff Goldblum!

XD