[Miyavifan]

from Corpse Bride

~ Play dead...oh, sorry.~
Victor Van Dort (to his dog, who is dead)

"Why go up there when people are dying to get down here?"
Elder Gutknecht (this is in the area all the dead people are)

this has to be my absolute favorite, I think.
"If I hadn't just been sitting in it, I would say that you'd lost your mind!"
Maggot

oh... and then there's this one:

Old Woman *confused*: … But you’ve been dead for fifteen years!
Skeleton *grabs her and pulls her close*: Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.