[Chibibug]

Oh… um, I’m sorry maybe I wasn’t very clear. I have already gone through these Japanese snippets and done my best to figure out the kanji and to interpret what the English equivalent of the sentence would be. I was just hoping some one with more Japanese knowledge than me would give them a look and try to tell me what they think the English is so I could see if I guessed the kanji correctly and managed the grammar right.

For instance 2.) I thought was ンなに速いもンかあ！？ In this case I really don’t know what to make of the ン in the front of the sentence.

But thanks for trying and for telling me about gitaigo. That might help narrow down the search a great deal!