Ever almost lost your life?....

[Yuna7780]

I've never had a near-death experience... I've always been able to keep myself safe... but I think my closest was from the poop-maceroni...

Once I was in fourth grade making easy mac in the microwave... I put all of the ingredients in BUT water...
I left the microwave for about two minutes and this poop-smoke was seeping out of the microwave. It made my house smell bad for a week.

That's my near-death cooking experement.

[emiluvsjmusic]

Nope never

[Slykaz1]

I was close to death, withuout knowing it. I had preclampsia when I had my 1st son. I was on the verge of death when I had him. And I didn't know this. I came to find out later, that I was at death's door.

[Deutschland]

Originally Posted by JoshAussie

wtf is a "lorry". LOL.

something like this

[SHAD0W]

Originally Posted by Deutschland

something like this

LOL Close but not quite. Its a truck type thingy..

[bELyVIS]

I've had 2. The first was when I had pneumonia at 14. I think I might have died for a minute because I couldn't breathe and was brought back with oxygen. I felt like I was flying and next thing I knew I was back coughing.
Also when I was 17 my car tire blew out as I exited the freeway and my car almost flipped. I started wearing a seatbelt after that.

[KyoKitty92]

geez and I thought mine was bad lol I'm glas u guys r all otay though

[DSX]

Almost died FOUR times.

1. Once in 8th. Some asshole punched me in the chest, near my heart. Because I have a heart condition, the reaction wasn't too good. I started getting cold sweat, weakness...Thought I was gonna die or something. What's worse, that worthless piece of crap treated it lightly, like what he did to me was a joke.

2. Almost got hit by a car whilst crossing the street. Didn't see the thing coming, and I looked both ways before crossing. It was a bat out of Hell, that red van...

3. Nearly drowned twice in swimming class. Second time was more serious, because I ran out of breath underwater. Teacher had us all go to the deep end WITHOUT floating devices, and even though there were lifeguards on duty (and one was RIGHT by me), I basically had to save myself. I almost blacked out and I breathed in some of that chlorine over-filled water on involuntary reflex.

All I got was an "are you okay?" Teacher wasn't even paying attention. I could have f(bleep)kin' died. When you puke up the water, does it LOOK like you're okay? Did I fail to mention that I don't know how to f(bleep)king swim? The teacher knew that, but still, I had to do what everyone else did. No mercy. I was so angry at that...At least I passed with an A for effort.

[ivi0nk3y]

Originally Posted by DSX

No mercy. I was so angry at that...At least I passed with an A for effort.

That's the least the dumbass would've done for you. >.<

[DSX]

Originally Posted by ivi0nk3y

That's the least the dumbass would've done for you. >.<

Yeah. If I got a failing grade I would have snapped.