This is going to be the place where I can be a friendly, nice guy, so if you like the idea of that and real Japan, stick around.
Otaku need not apply - you know who you are
Oh! I wish I was in the land of Ramen
Otaku there are not downtrodden
Kawaii! Kawaii! Kawaii, Desu Ne!
MAXIMUM VIPER
Defender of the Scholar, Scourge of the Otaku, Savior of Japan