"...Focus on you career, get a hobby, become involved in community activities, and at the end of the day, if you have any energy left, find a quiet space and yank it like a monkey in a mango tree"

-Allan telling Charlie how to deal with not getting any. (Two and a Half Men)

"DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH??!!?!" -Majeh from King of Hell

Ha
I like that
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"What the dead wish for is not for revenge, but happiness for those left alive."

said by Kenshin Himura from Rurouni Kenshin.

I like "Nandoyo , Nandoyo, nandato (sic)?!"

Barry from Pokemon says it often. My guees is that it means "What, what the hell?!"

It's so funny. XD

My two favorite quotes at the moment:

"Your ignorance is taxing..." - Random customer at my girlsfriends job

" Trust isnt based on emotional loyalty,Trust is a routine!, if you change routine even a small amount, the other person immediatly gets suspicious!"
- Patrice O'neal

"We are but men, drawn to act in the name of revenge we deem to be "justice". But when we call our vengeance "justice", it only breeds more revenge ... forging the first link in the chains of hatred." ~Nagato from the series Naruto
Yup yup! XD True true!
~HonoraryJapaneseGirl~

That is very true!!!!!
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The only one that I can think of right now is
"Excuse me, who are you?" from Perfect Blue
I love that quote for some reason.

"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity..." - Unknown

It's true :)