I once told a drunk guy that his Kanji tattoo meant "feminine gay man". It was fun to watch him after that. I told him after a couple of minutes I didn't know what it meant. He was pissed, but he agreed with me that no one should get a tattoo in writing they don't understand.

Oh damn...that would have been some good stuff.

tatoo
 

契 　
　I reduce it to its lowest terms.
　I make an advance arrangement. 　
　I let you exchange opinions. I arrange it. 　
　I exchange it. 　
　I conclude a pledge. 　
　A promise.

Not a promise of the business such as the contract（契約）, it is a promise of feelings.

Machine translations don't work, dude.

It is beautiful too???
 

It is beautiful too???

The first tattoo reminds me of the Chinese characters 圭 and 尸 I have no idea what's up with that crazy 横 and 点 on the bottom.

圭 [guī] means Jade and 尸 [shī] means Corpse. Jade Corpse.

Honestly its probably complete gibberish...

I'll never understand why people get tattoos they can't read.

EDIT: I just thought it over and stared at it for a bit and realized the 圭 character might be 王, which has multiple meanings in Chinese, most of them stand for Royalty of some sort. So if it is 王 it could very well mean King Corpse, Royal Corpse, Ruler Corpse or since 王 is also a Surname the surname of a corpse.