Tokyo and the 24 hrs thing i just forgot while i was looking up words
designated i left out b/c i thought it was getting too wordy.
that's supposed to be 流行らない, oops.
the last one was towards the end, so i just mixed "rescue/assistance" with "place" hoping it would make sense.

but whatever, it's just something i threw together real quick. i appreciate the constructive criticism though.

I want to invent a machine that lets you pat people on the back over the Internet. minmin, you put grumpy codgers like me to shame with your generosity.

Kylegoets, I am not generous.
I just agree to jesselt's opinion like...
>1) Offer to pay a translator to translate the paragraph
>2) Give it your best attempt and hope a native speaker will correct you

and I did according to the 2nd.