Does anyone want to teach me japanese?
 

i know a little bit:
the hiragana chart, i can write in hiragana pretty well
i can introduce myself and say a few other words/phrases.

so if you would like, please teach me how to speak japanese fluently!!!
thank you =^_^=

me i'll teach u! i wanna teach as many ppl as possible. but with all these students thia is gonna b hard. lol, i'll start with the 1st step. what do u know?

i can introduce myself:
Hajimemashite Ebony de-su.
say good morning, good afternoon, goodnight, can answer the phone
and i can insult people (but im not sure if its the right way to say those)
hmm...i know a few random words like, kyuuketsuki, akurei, akuma, baka, oniisan, kawaii, koibito, akachan, etc.

okay, off to a good start. just learn some more randoms words, learning them like this conects them with your mind instead of a sentance.

okay, do you know any grammer rulz

hmmm no not really
>_<

okay. i'll take it slow...wait, do u know any verbs?

would 'die' (shine) be one?
other than that, nope

die... shinu. yup that counts. okay. iki is go (but for sumstarnge reason can mean going) wakari is understand tigai is to be wrong tukuri is make deki is complicated nomi is drink tabe is eat and of course itadakimasu is what u say before u eat.

memorise thouse real quick, or what not then i'll teach u tha rulz or what bot

Please siversoraryuu, everything you said in that quote is wrong. I wish you stopped giving people the wrong information.

iki? tigai? tukuri? deki? nomi? tabe? LMAO None of those are correct verbs. At least two of them aren't even verbs!

本当にやめて下さい。お願いします！真面目に日本語を 学習したい人たちにとって迷惑です！

okay i wrote them down just in case as well