Yh, cause then yu'll be dead and naked or running around screaming and naked :\ Or in a towel, which of course will fall off at an inopportune moment.

Raspberry shampoo is scary.

Yeah especially if it gets in your eyes ;_; *battles a bottle of raspberry shampoo*

1.Don't walk around unarmed saying " hello" when you know there's a possibility of someone roaming around your house waiting to kill you.


2.If that grudge bitch is after your ass... don't go anywhere alone... and when your dead sister says " don't go into that house" don't and awhile you're at it leave Japan.


3.If there are zombies roaming around keep your skin covered when you go play outside.

4.If you're so important that even the devil feels the need to personally fuck you, don't have the baby and if you do don't be surprised when everyone starts dying or when it eats its pet hamster.


5.Last but not least... if you run into Machine Girl, have manners.

Plus, my uber shiny hair after I use it dazzles people eyes so they don't see my pet monkey come up behind them and bite them >:P

And... That was good advice Eve :D

lol, Machine Girl... That movie was AWESOME.

Anyways, Horror movie rules 101: NEVER, EVER EVER EVER use the exact words "I'll be back." You won't be. Basic rule.

Also, never have sex. Stay a virgin all your life if you have to, but if you're in a horror movie situation, and you feel an urge, just go ahead and... *Ahem* You get the idea.

Also, alcohol = bad idea. Drunk people can't run away from the psycho very well. However, it is quite a good idea to get someone ELSE drunk. That way, you can follow the old "Bear-Chase" idea. Basically, if you're in a group being chased by someone/something, you don't have to run faster than whatever it is, just faster than the slowest person in the group.

This next one isn't so much a movie, as a horror STORY...

If you're out doing anything on the streets, and a woman comes up to you wearing a doctors mask over her face, and she asks if she's pretty, RUN THE HELL AWAY! Don't even answer, just run like hell.


I'll post again, or just edit this post, if I come up with more. This is fun, considering that once I got over my fear of everything I became a horror movie addict, lol.

cover your feet when you sleep.

T_T

I always do that!! I'm afraid something is going to drag me away while I'm sleeping ;_; Even if it's like 100 degrees in the room I NEED covers.

NEVER go down a basement floor to 'investigate'

NEVER attempt to understand the creature, by finding it's parents/relatives.

Don't answer your cell phone if you don't know the caller.

Well, I guess I'm screwed.....my house=basement floor. basement floor= jacob. jacob= really evil ghost spirit that likes pushing my friends down stairs. my friends getting pushed down stairs= me gettin freaked out and hidin with my three ghosty friends in my room.

Don't answer the phone, PERIOD. Not after watching a movie, not if the ringtone isn't ures and NEVER EVER EVER if you are alone in the house. Just don't, okay. (never ever)

Also, if the ringtone isn't ures... ure dead... sorry

Yu know, most of this advice that's being given of not to do stuff, I do all the time. If an unknown caller rings I pick up and say 'Hola? Hello? Who is this?' because my phone is Spanish and I get random Spanish people calling. If I don't know them, I say 'Go the f*** away yu weirdo D:'

Always go where theres alot of people...

but if its the girl from the ring all ure gonna get back is *creepy voice* "you will die in seven days"

I loved that girl XD But... Does she ring mobiles...? I barely ever pick up my house phone ;)

then ure safe, she's not a mobile person... or should that be vengeful spirit

don't hang out with anyone that ever jacked anyone else over, cuz even if you're innocent you're gonna get it from the ghost--guilt by association, revenge will find you.

SHUTTER article
 

actually, i just found a great article on revenge in horror movies--it's off a link on the shutter DVD website (shutter was a thai horror, but it follows most of the same rules!). click on 'payback with horror' on the bottom right.

If you're ever walking up the street & a guy dressed in leather from head 2 toe with blades sticking out the back of his boots do not look directly at him but turn quickly on the spot & run for your fucking life!!!!!!

If you ever try and contact a vengeful spirit in order to get revenge on your tormenters, don't do it because she will take over your body and kill your friends and family, too. instead, just punch a bitch in the fucking face.LOL:)

~+MeMbEr Of ThE vAmPIRe ClAn+~

Kowai! ;_;
 

It's okay. I got pretty freaked out myself after watching it, too. I share your pain.:D
~+MeMbEr Of ThE vAmPIRe ClAn+~

Well said. i got one. Never ever call for help when you're running from a killer. who knows, he might just have an accomplice with him/her. i'm much of a loner, so i'll survive. sayonara, suckers! :p

what the hell?! why isn't anybody replying yet. its been about four or five days now. i'm ashamed of you guys.

I personally believe you should never kidnap someone who looks like your dead sister from fifteen years ago, and take her to the school she died in for ransom.

Crazy fcking sht happens in that situation.... o.o

Don't let your dead X-girlfriends tongue in your mouth. >_>

I seen the movie called the grudge the frist one and really enjoyed it!

you should see the second one. it's fucking scary.

If you're a high school girl, don't have sex with an old man with a video camera. *shudders at Marebito*

if you have a persistent pain in your shoulders don't ever look @ a pic of urself. because you might have the "Shutter" lol

If weird things involving infinite amounts of spirals occur, get the fck out immediately, and don't look back. Especially at the snail people. : P

lol to that one^ !! & make sure all laces r laced up & articles of clothing are firmly fastened to body:cool:

:] Uzumaki is freaky..

Hm.... Never be TOO nice. Although this isn't Japanese, it's still Asian horror.

Oh. Quoya, who's your avatar?

I wouldn't call Battle Royale a horror movie but if I were one of those teenagers on that island I would definetely feel like I was in one!! :eek:

Oh that's Aaliyah:rheart: , why??

Mm, yeah. More like grotesque action...

Oh. Never take place in a festival with Kirin in it. :]

Ah, I forgot what her name. I knew I'd seen her somewhere before though. :] Thanks.

ummm, more horror tips plz.

i have some,
dont go in an elevator alone
appartments with the #13 in it and is located on the 13th floor is not go and c,
9:56pm is evil
rocking chairs dont turn on them self, well not the onld wooden one's.

hum that's all i have at the mometn