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SunsetFresh 07-31-2008 09:29 PM

So, any horror movie recommendations?
 
What's the best horror japanese movie?

Aota 07-31-2008 09:44 PM

If you're a paraplegic, don't obsess over ghosts and their energy.

Also! Don't poison your wife, even if she's cheating on you.

Annnnnnnd, finally, ero-guro models out there, don't be an a$$ to a blind man who asks you to be a model for his new wave of art.

rina26 07-31-2008 11:18 PM

Don't invite your husband's mistress over to talk.

Aota 07-31-2008 11:37 PM

Don't invite spirits into your body for revenge.

That's a given though, right?

YukisUke 08-01-2008 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Aota (Post 552360)
Don't invite spirits into your body for revenge.

That's a given though, right?

i said that earlier, you dumbass!

Rin244 08-01-2008 03:50 AM

Ahh, thanks for all the posts everyone. C:
Umm...to stay on topic......
If you're being chased (in a house) don't go up the stairs! Stairs = death.

YukisUke 08-01-2008 04:06 AM

don't go to Germany for vacation and don't stay in their hotels. they'll kill you and your friends.

QuoyaNatsume 08-01-2008 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by YukisUke (Post 552542)
i said that earlier, you dumbass!

Sum1's being a BITCH!!

Anyway ignore the rubish......

Don't grow any affixation to to any cursed houses or areas in Japan.....it'll follow you wherever you go!!! O_O'

YukisUke 08-01-2008 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by QuoyaNatsume (Post 552915)
Sum1's being a BITCH!!

Anyway ignore the rubish......

Don't grow any affixation to to any cursed houses or areas in Japan.....it'll follow you wherever you go!!! O_O'

that was said earlier too, you damn baka!
anyway, do not adopt a boy who thinks that a tree is his mother. Strange things will happen in the house if you do.
(I was just trying to be funny until you fucked it up, you fucking whore!)

Aota 08-01-2008 07:48 PM

I don't see why you have to be so rude... Maybe some people don't always look at every SINGLE post? :] By the way, children read this, too. It'd be wise if you didn't curse so much, ya know.. >.>

Hm...

Don't find ways to look at the dead.

rina26 08-01-2008 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Aota (Post 553148)
I don't see why you have to be so rude... Maybe some people don't always look at every SINGLE post? :] By the way, children read this, too. It'd be wise if you didn't curse so much, ya know.. >.>

Hm...

Don't find ways to look at the dead.

I think they're joking with each other so I wouldn't say they're being rude.

Aota 08-01-2008 08:03 PM

Okay. Fair enough then.

Always have your keys on you at all times.

YukisUke 08-01-2008 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Aota (Post 553161)
Okay. Fair enough then.

Always have your keys on you at all times.

I always do that! YAY!
Sorry about earlier. just a little mad. I'll calm down now.

Aota 08-01-2008 08:35 PM

If you are mean to your employees, always apologize. They might come back to kill you.

YukisUke 08-03-2008 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Aota (Post 553198)
If you are mean to your employees, always apologize. They might come back to kill you.

never make a wish on 28(or was it 29) stairs that are rumored to be magical.
the wish could turn deadly.

rina26 08-03-2008 11:02 PM

Don't watch unmarked movies >.<


....no seriously, don't. That's how I found my parents' porn :eek:

YukisUke 08-03-2008 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by rina26 (Post 554648)
Don't watch unmarked movies >.<


....no seriously, don't. That's how I found my parents' porn :eek:

WOW! :eek: That's....um...ahem really FUCKED UP!!

rina26 08-03-2008 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by YukisUke (Post 554655)
WOW! :eek: That's....um...ahem really FUCKED UP!!

Well in all reality, I rather find that than die in 7 days >.>

Rin244 08-03-2008 11:22 PM

Umm....don't go into haunted houses for any ammount of money. And if you hear a strange noise outside don't call out 'Who's there?' >.>

Ahh! Sorry (and scared) to hear that! ;_; *hands Rina26 a cookie*

YukisUke 08-03-2008 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by rina26 (Post 554660)
Well in all reality, I rather find that than die in 7 days >.>

Well said. Hey, how are you posting when it says that you're offline? :confused:

rina26 08-03-2008 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Rin244 (Post 554662)
Ahh! Sorry (and scared) to hear that! ;_; *hands Rina26 a cookie*

Oooo cookie! Yum.

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Originally Posted by YukisUke (Post 554663)
Well said. Hey, how are you posting when it says that you're offline? :confused:

Lol the power of invisible mode :p

YukisUke 08-03-2008 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Rin244 (Post 554662)
Umm....don't go into haunted houses for any ammount of money. And if you hear a strange noise outside don't call out 'Who's there?' >.>

Ahh! Sorry (and scared) to hear that! ;_; *hands Rina26 a cookie*

do not move into the house with your sister,father, and your new mean mother. strange shit can happen to you.

YukisUke 08-03-2008 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by rina26 (Post 554664)
Oooo cookie! Yum.



Lol the power of invisible mode :p

oh okay. now i know.

Rin244 08-03-2008 11:36 PM

Don't go back into the house for anything. Unless it's for the dog. Then you can go back. C:

YukisUke 08-03-2008 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Rin244 (Post 554671)
Don't go back into the house for anything. Unless it's for the dog. Then you can go back. C:

dude, it's called get a new dog.

Rin244 08-03-2008 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by YukisUke (Post 554672)
dude, it's called get a new dog.

Well I was making a reference to The Amityville Horror. ^^;;; The dad goes back in the house for the dog and falls through the floor...and the dog saves him! Ha. My dog could never do that ._.

YukisUke 08-03-2008 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Rin244 (Post 554674)
Well I was making a reference to The Amityville Horror. ^^;;; The dad goes back in the house for the dog and falls through the floor...and the dog saves him! Ha. My dog could never do that ._.

then why go back and get it if it lacks lifesaving abilities?

Rin244 08-03-2008 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by YukisUke (Post 554678)
then why go back and get it if it lacks lifesaving abilities?

Because you love it? *nervous laugh* ._.;;

Aota 08-04-2008 01:06 AM

Never move into an old house if strange things happen to people who interact in your life.

GacktIsGod 08-04-2008 05:19 PM

if the sink is running by it's self dont go and turn it off

Aota 08-04-2008 05:37 PM

Don't stay out in the rain if your city is infected with spirals.

QuoyaNatsume 08-04-2008 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by YukisUke (Post 553146)
that was said earlier too, you damn baka!
anyway, do not adopt a boy who thinks that a tree is his mother. Strange things will happen in the house if you do.
(I was just trying to be funny until you fucked it up, you fucking whore!)

Well find it & post it!! & fyi so was your's :rolleyes:
Well evry1 doesn't hav an a*^' comical point of view!

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Originally Posted by rina26 (Post 553156)
I think they're joking with each other so I wouldn't say they're being rude.

No she wasn't & I don't even know her!!!


...never play an evil prank on your art teacher...she'll turn to black magic to get you bac:coldbear:

GacktIsGod 08-04-2008 06:39 PM

littles girls that dont show emotion or seem to pop out of no where are not good!

Yuna7780 08-04-2008 07:09 PM

Remember to sightjack the WHOLE AREA before you actually start exploring.

Rin244 08-04-2008 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Aota (Post 555036)
Don't stay out in the rain if your city is infected with spirals.


Uzumaki? I wanted to read that manga but after I looked at it in the bookstore there was a spiral in my coffee, so I was 'Noooooooooooooo!' *doesn't want to be haunted by spirals*

tsuruya 08-05-2008 02:21 AM

well...to answer the question "how to survive japanese horror movie"...
don't watch it! n_n
once you watch,you have to take the risk! gyahahahaha....

BlackButterfly 08-05-2008 03:55 PM

think about how much money they spend on u to make u pee in ur pants and congrats them about this. then go to film school to make the creepiest movie ever n make them hate u.

Aota 08-05-2008 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Rin244 (Post 555258)

Uzumaki? I wanted to read that manga but after I looked at it in the bookstore there was a spiral in my coffee, so I was 'Noooooooooooooo!' *doesn't want to be haunted by spirals*

xD Awesome... o.o

Ah, but I've read all of them on onemanga.com. Pretty sweet. A little gory, but pretty sweet all in all.

YukisUke 08-07-2008 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Aota (Post 555874)
xD Awesome... o.o

Ah, but I've read all of them on onemanga.com. Pretty sweet. A little gory, but pretty sweet all in all.

if you come in contact with a newspaper that can predict deaths, don't pick it up. that is unless you wanna see how you die.

YukisUke 08-12-2008 03:11 AM

why isn't anyone responding yet?!


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