Unfortunately (or otherwise), I'm all for what
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Seiryuu said.
Honestly, if you or to those of you who kept starting out new threads seeking out people who can teach them Japanese, it's best that all of you begin by going through existing threads like
http://www.japanforum.com/forum/japa...nslations.html
Nihongo de Asobo!
and start of from page one and move your way up. Jot them or copy them down as you go along.
These threads exist for a purpose. So make use of them before you even start to begin a new thread of your own. But then again, if you have something specific to ask or unsure of, by all means, please ask. There are many of us who will gladly answer them for you.