[Wasabista]

The "translation software" did an amazing job of garbling, actually. I'm quite impressed.

I typed in:
I don't know what the f*** Four Seasons is saying
And got back:
見当がつかない私は何を言っているの四季のファックで す。
Which, as near as I can figure, means:
I, who cannot be seen, am a f*** of the four seasons, which are saying what?