[SweetSuicide]

Here's some of mine... I hope no one fines any of them offensice! ;p lol

~ A magician was driving down the road,then he turned into a drive way.
~ Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says: "Man it's hot in here!!!!" The other muffin exclaims, "Look a talking muffin!!!!"
~ Where do you find a one legged dog? Where you left it.
~ What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff
~ Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death
~ Don't Steal....The Government hates Competition
~ Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies
~ I love cats...they taste just like chicken!
~ A blonde walks into a bar.....
~ I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
~ Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

I'm sprry but I had to post some. lol