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Talking 09-30-2008, 02:36 PM

Ha ha ha, I love it when young people make a list of adjectives... LOL!

Funny
Cute
Smart
etc...

LOL! When you get to my age (38) words like..(For a man about a woman)

Alive
Will pick up clothes I drop outside the clothes hamper
Keeps the kids away when I’m on the phone.
Goes to the kids school events and leaves me alone, ha ha!
Remembers every ones birthday and can sign my name on the card!
Buys me underwear that fits!
Knows how to cook my favorite meal, and not burn it.
Pays the bills so I don't have to worry about it
Takes my truck to the car wash once a week AFTER she is done washing her van.
Lets me run the A/C at night when it’s hot even though it cost $$
Will outlive me so I can be assured my kids will have her at their grand kid’s graduation form high school.

Ha ha,

Good in bed, LOL! that last all of 1-2 years and if you say, no no no, we are ... well guess what, bla bla bla, yeah right wait until you get older, sex is not the greatest thing in the world, its just one more tool women get to use over men, then by the time you WANT to have sex more, we’ve found ESPN and Sports center, LOL!

Guys just need some once in a while to keep us going when we hit 40, so girls I hope you got a good electronic friend?

LOL! Oh this was fun to read.

Okay good luck!

oh and read this:

What would you do?

Peace!


SGT_Okinawa

U.S. Army Retired
38 years old
Married w/2 kids
Virginia, USA

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