Bureda's Jokes

[Koyuki]

LOL i cant stop laughing~ for every line
that is just great

[Aniki]

Heard that old joke a 1000 times.

[Slykaz1]

Originally Posted by Eiri

I got pulled for running a red light.....had to pay $213 for it too >_< I'm never doing that again.....

I was sorta speeding....
and I saw a cop and I wanted to run the red light.....
but I screeched to a stop....
Coper noticed....
pulled me over....
and only cited me for running the red light....
I only paid $100 in community service....
which lucky for me my kids were in Headstart....*pre-kinder*
and I volunteered there to watch my kids play and learn

[Bureda]

Originally Posted by Suki

How hard must it be to have sex standing with stilettos on?

I love strapless leather corsets <3

Well if a whore can run in high heels I am sure an experienced woman can do just that.

[Bureda]

Originally Posted by Aniki

Heard that old joke a 1000 times.

Good, then laugh a thousand times.

[KikiBunny23]

Me and my mom were headed on Base and we were in front of the jail. Well lets see, she ran the red light, go ton the wrong side of the road ran ANOTHER red light, did an illegal turn and almost ran the light again....all without getting caught. It was funny cus it was after everything that we realized the jail was right there.
And police are usually lining that strip. Then she's gotten about 20 warning for speeding and running lights and stop signs.

[Yuna7780]

I've seen this before! I've wanted to show my mom before, and now I have the chance.

[Bureda]

Originally Posted by Yuna7780

I've seen this before! I've wanted to show my mom before, and now I have the chance.

Yes, good to know Bureda brings families together!

Whoever merged the threads nice job! They knew exactly what I would name the topic, lolz.

[Slykaz1]

I got my set of moms explanation by email tag by a certain specific someone....lol

[emmygirl121]

I love my mama