Chat up lines

[Natts]

My friend and I were at a con, and this guy comes and asks my friend:
"Do you like fishing? Because I'm totally hooked."
I think that is just the sweetest chat up line ever

The first several posts are meant to be a joke, right? Right? >_<

I don't know, I kind of like those nerd-style-lines. I mean, I would totally melt if someone said that pokemon-line to me

[Suki]

Originally Posted by Excessum

I usually prefer to skip the whole "hi, what's your name and can I get you a drink" part and start off with some strange question or a vague/indirect/sometimes comical compliment that is almost guaranteed to break the ice and reward me with a sincere smile.

Kids, gather around! This is the voice of experience talking

[Hyakushi]

Originally Posted by Excessum

The first several posts are meant to be a joke, right? Right? >_<
I doubt I would say any of those lines listed by onlybyron, Hya and the bunch to a girl unless under threat of imminent death.
Why not say something that can actually get the conversation started and, preferably, demonstrate your qualities instead of basically rolling your tongue out and lisping "I am desperate". XD

I usually prefer to skip the whole "hi, what's your name and can I get you a drink" part and start off with some strange question or a vague/indirect/sometimes comical compliment that is almost guaranteed to break the ice and reward me with a sincere smile.

Hahaha! Dang, I’ve been off the forums far too long X_x.

Has anyone really tried these pick up lines?. You would be surprised how many times they work as long as you got a good face . These lines are not to start conversations with a girl xD who would want that? O_o!?. There to start "other" things.

[NanteNa]

Originally Posted by onlybyron

HAHA there awsome my best one is " GET IN THE VAN" O___O
always works xDD

HAHAHAHAHAH! This one made me LOL..


Most chat-up lines are made up for fun and they DON'T WORK!

I'd prolly go with the Chonny-style, if I had to.. ''Hey, Angel! You duh sexy!'' ; D

Originally Posted by Excessum

I usually prefer to skip the whole "hi, what's your name and can I get you a drink" part and start off with some strange question or a vague/indirect/sometimes comical compliment that is almost guaranteed to break the ice and reward me with a sincere smile.

So a convo with you would be like:

Ex: HEY! You got a fried egg on your forehead!

Girl: Whut?

Ex: My name's Ex, how YOU doin'? ; D

XD